Taxes?! Isn't This The Line For Metallica?

(Sorry. This isn't a real post...the ones I've been working on have really been taxing me. I apologize for the delinquency. I just wanted to file a post before you all forgot about me! Didn't want you to think I was evading the issue. I assure you I am not withholding information. I've been really busy lately, but don't worry; I'm not ready to rollover just yet. I won't bore you by itemizing each and every detail suffice it to say I will return. )